Monday, September 19, 2005
Note to Self: #412,354
Just because the homegrown canned peaches that your mother-in-law gave you taste like the wings of the angels are fluttering in your mouth -- doesn't give you the right to eat an entire jar...all in one lieu of lunch.

You will only end up driving home at an alarming pace because your stomach feels like it's being twisted more than a contortionist in the grande finale act of a Cirque D'Soleil show.

Remember that D2bH...and eat responsibly next time.

This concludes our lesson...