Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Saggy Butt
You would think that after losing almost 11 pounds, my waistband would start to loosen around my mid-section right? You would think so. But you'd be wrong.

Instead, I've noticed in the last few days that my pants have started to bag in the lower ass region (yes, my ass is large enough for regions -- upper, lower and even a mid-ass region...heck, it practically qualifies for its own area code!). Instead of slowly blossoming into a beautiful, tiny-waisted pear, I'm starting to resemble my dad...all gut and no butt.

That's just I'll never look like J-Lo...

Desperate to be a Housewife

Time until I'm back with my family: 2 hours, 38 minutes

Laundry List: Many pairs of saggy-ass pants to launder...