Saturday, May 20, 2006
Because I'm all about stomping on the last remaining particles of my minute self-esteem

Go here. Try this out for yourself.

Then you can also get an accurate picture of what you really look like on the beach, wearing a swimsuit...on a REALLY GOOD hair day...and your skin is glowing and perfectly tinted...

...but as for the rest of you, you want to run and hide under a very large beach towel, so you can read a sleazy romance novel while sipping on a Coke and scarfing down Doritos!

(or is it just me that does that?)